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Jumat, 10 Februari 2012

Photos of the Day

Hey, remember when I said how there were SO MANY great wire photos from CPAC of angry white conservatives and Herman Cain screaming from patriotic podiums and furiously pointing while definitely saying things like "Obamacare" and "handouts"...? Of course you remember! It was only yesterday! Well just LOOK at these crumblebuns!

image of Rick Perry pointing
That is Rick Perry! He is definitely angry and pointing!

image of Mitt Romney pointing
That is Mitt Romney! He is sooooooooooo angry and pointing!

image of Mike Huckabee pointing
That is Mike Huckabee! He is totes angry and pointing!

image of Newt Gingrich pointing
That is Newt Gingrich! He is super angry and pointing!

image of Herman Cain pointing
That is Herman Cain! He is very angry and pointing!

image of Ann Coulter pointing
That is Ann Coulter! She is for sure angry and pointing!

image of Marco Rubio pointing
That is Marco Rubio! He is pretty miffed and pointing!

image of Mitch McConnell pointing
That is Mitch McConell, and that is definitely his angry face. He is pointing!

image of Michele Bachmann pointing
That is Michele Bachmann, whose angry pointing is, frankly, kind of weak sauce.

image of John Boehner pointing
That is John Boehner! He is sooooo over it and pointing!

image of Bob McDonnell pointing
That is Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell, who ain't angry at all
the hot conservative tail he thinks he's gonna get at CPAC!

image of John Boehner pointing
That is Rick Santorum showing why he is the new frontrunner.
Rick Santorum don't point. Rick Santorum is a fister!

And thus ends another moving episode of "Looking at Angry Conservatives Pointing at Things," with Melissa McEwan. Fin.

Kamis, 09 Februari 2012

Photos of the Day

OMG, y'all! There are SO MANY great wire photos from CPAC today! WOWEE WOW does that look like a fun place to be! I have literally just looked at HUNDREDS of photos of angry white conservatives and Herman Cain screaming from patriotic podiums! I can't even begin to imagine HOW SUPER DUPER FUN it is to be there!

Here are some of my FAVORITE PHOTOS that are NOT of angry people with veins popping out of their foreheads who are furiously pointing while definitely saying things like "Obamacare" and "handouts":

image of buttons featuring Ronald Reagan's face and reading 'Reagan 2012'

PERFECT. I mean, those buttons are almost TOO perfect, aren't they? If I ever see anything more perfecter than Reagan 2012 campaign pins, I will begin to fear for the dimensional stability of the multiverse.

a picture of Ron Paul surrounded by lots of little US flags

This is from the last CPAC because Ron Paul isn't attending this one, so Reuters is sending it out again: We miss you, Ron Paul! LYLAS! Stay sweet!

image of buttons reading 'I miss W'
Big seller, I'll bet. HUGE.

an image of a Dr. Seuss-like book mocking President Obama

That likeness is UNCANNY! (No, it isn't.) If there's one thing you can say about conservatives, it's that their totally racist and otherwise very inappropriate caricatures of President Obama are VERY GOOD. (Nope, they're not.)

image of former Vice President Dick Cheney smiling at the camera
Hey, look who it is! Looking good, Darth Creepious Mr. Vice President!

*wink!*