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Kamis, 09 Februari 2012

Greyt Expectations

[Content Note: This post contains discussion of animal cruelty.]

image of Dudley the Greyhound, tilting his head and looking heartbreakingly sweet
This is Dudley.

Dudley didn't have the greatest start in life. He was bred to be a racer, which meant that from his earliest days, he lived a kind of life no dog should ever live. He resided at a track in Sarasota, Florida, where, like all racing greyhounds, he was virtually starved, left unvaccinated and unprotected against parasites, denied toys and affection, and confined for more than 20 hours a day to one-half of a double-decker cage in an unheated and uncooled kennel that looked like a warehouse. He barely had room to stand, and he ran on a track that didn't make enough money to be properly maintained. His last race ended in a collision that terminated his career before he was two years old.

And he was one of the lucky ones.

Most greyhound pups are bred at breeding farms, where "only a select few actually become racing dogs. This massive over-breeding is done in order to produce winning dogs. The unwanted pups, those who don't measure up to racing standards, are simply destroyed. The racing industry also sells some of the dogs considered unfit for racing to laboratories, which use them in experiments."

Of the dogs who become racers, most aren't champions—and many would-be champions are injured before they ever reach their potential. Most of the dogs who fail to make money are destroyed in the cheapest way possible, frequently by gunshot or having their throats cut. Some are simply left to starve. Even the most successful racers are usually retired by age 4, at which point they, too, are killed unless they are fortunate enough to be rescued.

Even with rescues doing as much as they can, as many as 20,000 dogs are still killed (and nearly half that number of rabbits illegally used to train the dogs) each year in the US alone.

The dogs are not beloved pets; they are property. And they are treated thus. In one infamous case, an owner told a trainer not to bother trying to rescue dogs from a kennel which had gone up in flames, because "they're insured." Greyhounds' lives have no innate value at the track.

I will spare you descriptions of the abuses I have seen in pictures taken at greyhound tracks. I will spare you photos of the dogs the local rescue with which I volunteer has rescued from tracks in Florida and elsewhere, so thin it's inconceivable that they are still alive.

I will tell you that most of this is totally legal, because greyhound racing was made an exception to the US Department of Agriculture's Animal Welfare Act.

Greyhound racing is a goddamn ugly sport. Even the lucky ones who survive it, like Dudley, are traumatized.

They come off the track into a world they've never experienced. They don't know how to walk up or down stairs, or how to fetch a ball. They have no idea what it means to be loved.

But they want to know. Even after all they've been through, they trust. They want to be with people. They are the sweetest, gentlest dogs, who, given half a chance, will lean against your legs and gaze up at you along their long snouts with a plaintive look. I'm ready to be loved now.

When Dudley came to us, he was ready to be loved. He was also so timid that he would urinate on himself in a submissive gesture every time I got near him. I spent long hours lying on the floor, next to his crate where he felt safe, synchronizing my breathing to his, quiet and still, to reassure him I would never hurt him. One day, he came out, and laid down beside me on the floor. I put my hand on his side, across a long scar the origins of which we do not know, and matched him breath for breath. There we laid, until he let me know he needed to go out, and I put on his leash without making him fearful for the first time.

That was the first step in what has been, and continues to be, a remarkable journey away from the track. When I think about the possibility that Dudley's fate, once he had proven useless as a racer, could have been a callous bit of violence to bring a swift end to his life, or a cruel bit of neglect to yield the same result over agonizing days, my heart aches. It aches because I cannot imagine my life without him, and it aches for all the greys who never had the same opportunity he's had to be loved.

It occurred to me the other day that sometime next week, give or take, Dudley will have officially lived more of his life with us than he lived before he got here.

It was a sort of relief, that thought. A relief on his behalf. As I thought about the literally scarring experiences he had at the track fading into the distance of time, diminishing into a terrible anomaly in a life of boundless affection, I asked Dudley if he knew that he is home. He flopped against me with all his weight, craned around his impossibly, comically long neck to give me a goofy grin, then licked my chin.

I will take that as a yes.

teaspoon icon Iowa is one of the few remaining states in which greyhound racing is legal. This week, a House panel in the Iowa state legislature approved a measure that would effectively end greyhound racing in the state. That would be excellent news in the long term, but would immediately leave thousands of dogs at risk of death unless area rescues can come to their aid. Please consider taking action or donating on behalf of greyhounds today. There are even more ways to help here. If you are considering adoption or would like to donate to a local rescue, a resource to find US greyhound rescues is here.

Please, if you can, help give other greys the same chance to be loved that Dudley's had.

Iain, me, and Dudley
Us & Dudz, last summer.

Senin, 06 Februari 2012

Daily Dose of Cute

So, most of the time when Dudley wants to run around the backyard like a wild greyhound type person, Zelly is right there with him. But, occasionally, Zelly doesn't feel like it, and Dudley will engage in all sorts of ridiculous antics to try to get her to join in. Last week, he discovered that if he starts digging, she'll come over to investigate. At which point he takes off like a shot, hoping she'll give chase.

This is pretty amusing, except for the fact that his massive clodhoppers can dig a GINORMOUS hole in about six seconds.

(And it's not that we care so much about the state of the yard aesthetically, but neither of us wants to break an ankle walking across a yard full of holes, especially when snowfall renders them invisible.)

I managed to catch this on video over the weekend. Note, in addition to the hilarity of Dudley's goofballery and my increasingly serious pleas to knock it off with the digging already, how quickly Zelly susses out that I don't want Dudz digging and starts herding him away from his trenches. I don't know what her breed mix is, but there's some kind of amazing intuitive shepherd in there.


Video Description: Dudley runs behind some trees, futzes around for a minute, then bursts out and goes tearing around the yard, Zelda in hot pursuit. When he notices that Zelda has stopped giving chase, he stops and starts madly digging, throwing huge piles of dirt out of the hole with his huge paws. "Dudley, stop digging you stinker!" I tell him. "Dudley! You better stop digging, you little stinker!" He continues to ignore me as I walk toward him, but Zelda runs over and chases him away. He runs from one side of the yard to the other; when he stops at the hole, Zelly chases him away again. He runs to a trench he's started on the other side and begins digging. "Dudley! What are you doing?!" Zelda chases him away. He runs back and forth. He goes back to the first hole, leans in, and starts digging. "Dudley, stop digging!" I say, serious now. "Zelda, go get him!" I walk toward him. "HEY! Hey, Dudley! STOP! You're gonna dig your way all the way to the other side of the earth!" He lies down next to the hole. "All right, you just hang out there," I tell him. "I think we're gonna need a shovel."

For those who can't view video, some still shots of the Bad Boy and the Good Girl...

image of Dudley lying by his giant trench

Dudley proudly shows off the giant hole he dug in a matter of seconds. I'm not even going to tell you how long it took me to clean the mud from his feet and belly.

image of Zelda lying in the living room with her paws crossed

In addition to being a well-behaved dog who doesn't dig giant holes in the yard, Zelly also learned how to "high-five" in about ten minutes this weekend. She learns tricks faster than I can come up with them.

Dudley and Zelda have also learned a joint trick that is redonkulously cute: When I say, "Shake together!" they both put their paws in my hand, one on top of the other. It slays me every. damn. time.

Kamis, 26 Januari 2012

Daily Dose of Cute

Dudley, as I may have mentioned once or twice or three thousand times, is a lazy git. The other night, he was lying on the loveseat, and Zelda wanted to play tug-o-war with him, but instead of getting up off his lazy ass to play with her, he stayed put, trying to play with her from his repose, while she valiantly struggled to convince him to get with the program.

(Set to a section of William Shatner's original self-authored track, "Struggle." Which, by the way, is amazing.)


Video Description: Zelly carries a long, stuffing-free plushy skunk in her mouth over to Dudley, who's lying on the loveseat. He takes the opposite end in his mouth and they wrestle with it, Zelly pulling backwards to try to get him off the couch. He drops the end. She picks it up and offers it back to him. Rinse. Repeat. She tries spinning in a circle. Another circle. Offers him the skunk again. She drops it and they nuzzle. She picks it up again. Circle. Offer. He takes it. He wrestles with her half-heartedly. Drops it. She offers it again. He licks himself disinterestedly, then flops over. He paws at her; she sneaks underneath his paw and gives herself butt-scratches using his lazy paws. (Hilarious.) Then she drops the skunk and walks away. "Welp, at least I got some butt-scratches out of the deal!"

Continuing on the theme of laziness, this is what I discovered when I walked upstairs into the loft last night:

Dudley lies on half the upstairs loveseat, squooshed in between the arm and a pile of pillows

He literally will not move ANYTHING that is in his way when he wants to lie somewhere. There was once a piece of paper, a single looseleaf piece of notepaper, lying on the downstairs loveseat, and instead of moving it, he sat in front of the loveseat and whined like the giant baby that he is until I got up and moved it for him.

Meanwhile, here's Zelly this morning, looking cute as she surveys the yard to make sure the homestead is safe from wind-caught plastic bags, squirrels, and other ne'er-do-wells.

Zelda stands in the backyard, her Dorito ears at attention

Truly, I will never get over the irresistible cuteness of those Dorito ears. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Sabtu, 21 Januari 2012

Bonus Weekend Cute

We had eight inches of snow here yesterday during our first serious winter storm of the year. Today, however, was a beautiful sunny day, and the dogs and I had all kinds of fun running around in the backyard. I do love a good gorgeous winter day.


Video Description: Dudley and Zelly run around the backyard, through piles of snow that somehow don't even slow them down in the slightest.

That was at the tail-end (very punny!) of a burst of energy that sent Dudley around the yard at top speed for dozens of laps. He just loves running around in the snow. And Zelly loves chasing him. She also has enormous amounts of fun burying her wee muzzle in a snow drift then looking up at me with snow all over her face, sending me into gales of laughter.

For those who can't view video, here are some still pix:

Zelly standing the snow, looking at me with snow on her face
Zelda

Dudley standing in the snow at attention
Dudz

Kamis, 19 Januari 2012

Daily Dose of Cute

So, earlier today, I gave Dudley and Zelda each a biscuit and then they wanted to go outside. So we went outside, biscuits in tow, and then the two of them commenced to be giant babies because they like to lie down in the grass to eat their biscuits, but there's icky crappy coldy snow on the ground! This is especially traumatic for Dudz, who is basically naked with no body fat to keep him warm, but nonetheless refuses to wear his coat and boots.

"I can neither run nor do my business in them! Shut up!"—Dudley.

So anyway, here is the worst thing to happen in the history of America (#LittleEdie), and please forgive my heavy breathing; I'd just been running around the yard with them before I started filming and I apparently will never learn not to hold the camera directly in front of my face.

Dudley and Zelda play with their biscuits in the snow, then carry them around, looking for a place to lie down. Dudley sits his skinny buttsy on the ground, then immediately stands back up, his biscuit hanging out of his mouth (vertically, natch). The dogs look at each other, like, "What now?"

Dudley spins in a circle, then trots toward me. Considers lying down several more times; looks confused. I laugh. "Dudley, would you like to take your bone inside?" He ignores me. "Do you wanna go inside?" He trots away. (It should be noted he knows what "inside" means, and he does NOT want to go there, despite its provided ease of biscuit-devouring.) He runs over to the grass bush (to which he is allergic) and drops his biscuit to the ground where he starts to munch it.

Meanwhile, Zelly stands in the middle of the yard with her biscuit on the ground. I laugh. "What about you, Zelda?" She picks up the biscuit, then drops it again and runs over to Dudz. She investigates what he's doing, then returns to sniff around for her biscuit. Dudley comes meandering back over with silly ears and half a biscuit. He looks pathetic. "Dudley," I say laughing, "I'm thinking maybe we should just go back in." He looks at me. "What do you think?" He trots away to the far side of the yard.

Zelda retrieves her biscuit out of the snow, wagging her tail at its discovery, and then finally lies down in the snow to eat it. Dudley stands on the far side of the yard, eating his bone with his back to me, just to make sure I know he can do it! Shut up!

"This is truly the saddest thing I've ever seen," I say. "Well, actually, it may be only the saddest thing I've seen since Agony Antler."
For those who can't view video, still pix of all the furry residents are below the fold.

In ascending age order:

Zelda lying on the couch, revealing her cute belly
Zelly Belly!

Dudley lying on the couch on his back, being a derp
"Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!"

Sophie sitting in the sink
Sophs, just sittin' in the sink. Like ya do.

Olivia lying on the top of my bookshelf
Olivia, getting high and showing off the Tail of Doom.

Matilda, lying in the sunshine on the back of the couch
"Nope!"

Selasa, 17 Januari 2012

Daily Dose of Cute

When we first got Dudley, he was so scared of me touching him that he'd pee on himself in fright if I got near him. Yesterday, not quite two years later, I was sitting on the loveseat in the living room when Dudley hopped up next to me and laid his head across my lap.

That was a remarkable moment, because, even though he has now long loved affection, and would cozy up next to you if you sat beside him, he hasn't been the type to initiate an intimate snuggle. That, Zelda taught him.


Video Description: Zelda grabs a plushy lobster from the dogs' toy bin and carries it, through a sea of scattered toys, over to Dudley's dog bed where he is lying. She lines up next to him, then lies down beside him, carefully threading herself between his gangly legs. (When Zelly first got here, she'd try this maneuver and Dudz would hop up and walk away.) She chews contentedly on the lobster. "What are you doing, puppies?" I ask, from behind the camera. Zelly looks at me, then goes back to chewing. "Are you being good dogs? Djohhhh. So cute."

Jumat, 13 Januari 2012

Daily Dose of Cute

All five fuzzy residents of Shakes Manor, in descending age order:

image of Matilda the Cat in close-up
Matilda, age 9.

image of Olivia the Cat on the stairs
Olivia, age 7.

image of Sophie the Cat on the stairs
Sophie, age 3.

image of Dudley the Greyhound on the stairs
Dudley, age 3.

image of Zelda the Mutt wearing a neckerchief
Zelda, age 2.

Rabu, 11 Januari 2012

Daily Dose of Cute

Dudley the Greyhound lies on the couch on his back with his legs in the air
Dudley

Earlier today, Zelda was indicating to me that she wanted something. "Food?" I asked, holding up my left index finger, "Or out?" holding up my right. Instead of touching a finger to give her answer, she went back to her old method of urgently jabbing me with her nose when running backward, a habit that earned her the nickname "Jabba the Mutt."

"Yes, I know you want something, Zelly," I told her. "Food or out?" She jumped up next to me and licked my face.

"Food or out?" She jumped back down and Jabba the Mutted me.

Dudley, who appeared to be asleep on the couch rolled over with a groan, got up, came over to me and poked my right finger with his nose.

I laughed, then let them out.

Jumat, 06 Januari 2012

Daily Dose of Cute

Dudley sitting and looking expectantly into the kitchen, his ridiculously long tail stretched out behind him
Dudley and the Tail of Doom.

Greyhound tails generally do not look like that. They tend to be shorter and thin and curled. Like this! Dudley's tail is so long and thick and straight it stretches right out of the shot.

Dudley sitting and looking expectantly into the kitchen, his ridiculously long tail stretched out behind him
That's better.

The end of Dudley's impossibly long tail twitches while he sits like a good boy outside the kitchen, waiting for his breakfast. And then it's chow time!

Dudley standing at his bowl, eating
Yum!

Kamis, 05 Januari 2012

Daily Dose of Cute

[Content Note: This post contains a description of a minor injury with some blood loss.]

image of Dudley the Greyhound, looking sheepish
"Oops, I did it again."

Dudley, who cannot go a single day of his life without injuring himself, came back into the house from his midday romp in the yard yesterday with his front right foot bleeding mightily. He wasn't limping, but his white paw was stained red, and he left red pawprints on the wood floor, on the white rug, on the couch as he bounded excitedly around the living room, because he hadn't seen it in at least 15 minutes.

I called him over to investigate whatever it was he'd done this time and discovered he'd broken his dew claw right up against his leg. The claw was still there, bent backwards and clinging on like a baby tooth, the quick exposed and bleeding. A bit nasty, but I was relieved it wasn't something worse.

While Dudley happily splattered blood around the room, I went to the kitchen to get the nail clippers and assorted cleaning stuff. The trick was then to separate Dudz and Zelly into separate rooms, because they get very anxious when the other's in distress, and I didn't need her sticking her nose into the surgery.

I gave Dudz a High Value TreatTM, and he went racing down the hall to the office, then gave one to Zelly, who plopped down in the middle of the living room floor to have at it. I zipped down the hall and managed to close the office door just before Zelly got there. Dudley looked at me suspiciously from his pillow. "Come here and let me look at that paw," I said.

He got up and came over, giving me his paw with this look that seemed to say, "Thanks, Two-Legs. I know this is going to suck, but I'm going to try to behave."

I clipped off the lingering nail and he gave a single sharp YIP! and then it was over. I washed it out with soap and water, then rinsed it with peroxide. "All done," I said, and let his paw go. He tumbled toward me in a big greyhound lean and lifted his nose up with a grin, licking my chin.

Once I'd administered sufficient cuddles, I left to dispose of the wet towels, only to find Zelda lying pitiably on the floor on her side, licking one of Dudley's bloody pawprints and looking miserable.

Zelly lying on the floor, licking her nose

"He's fine," I said. She jumped up and ran to the office. When I returned, Dudley was lying on his bed, and Zelly was sniffing his paw and licking him. Omigosh I was so worried about you! I'm so glad you're okay! Here, let me lick that for you! This will make you all better!

I told them they were good dogs and returned to the living room to clean up red pawprints from everything. They soon joined me, Dudley assuming the convalescing position and Zelly standing guard.

Dudley lies on the couch with Zelda sitting on the floor directly in front
Besties.

Selasa, 03 Januari 2012

Daily Dose of Cute

Happy 2012! Before the world comes to an end, which is for sure definitely going to happen this year, please enjoy some pictures of doggehs running around the backyard during our unseasonably warm winter holiday! [Content Note: Some images show dogs play-fighting.]

Zelda the Black and Tan Mutt standing in the backyard
"Why hello there."

Dudley the Greyhound standing in the backyard
"Why hello to you, too, my old nemesis."

Dudley in a hunting crouch behind a tree, his eyes on Zelda
"I will keel you now!"

Dudley chases Zelda around the yard
"You will have to catch me first!"

Dudley can totally catch Zelly in like two seconds, but he lets her run around the yard a zillion times first, because otherwise THERE IS LESS CHASEY-CHASEY FUN TO BE HAD!

Below the fold (on most browsers) are some more images of elaborate play-bowing, dramatic play-fighting, and zoomacious chasing.

a collage of small images of the dogs running about in the backyard

Kamis, 22 Desember 2011

Daily Dose of Cute

Owing to the below thread, here is an extra heaping dose of cute for anyone who needs it—and for anyone who doesn't, too! Because there is no such thing as too much cute, obviously.

First, dueling videos of Zelda and Matilda, who, because of their tendency to sit one on either side of me every night, are collectively known as Mazelda. They're like the Brangelina of Shakes Manor.


Video Description: Zelda sits on the couch in a stream of sunlight, snapping at particles of dust thrown into the air during weekend cleaning. Then she yawns dramatically, showing off her beautiful blue-mottled tongue.


Video Description: Matilda scoops up water from the dogs' bowl with her fuzzy wee paws, then licks it off, because she's too much of a lady to stick her face in there. In the process, she drips water all over the place.

Next, still images of all the fuzzy residents of Shakes Manor, in alphabetical order...

Dudley the Greyhound lying on the couch giving a funny look to one side with his ears folded backwards
Dudley

Matilda the Sealpoint Cat sits on the arm of the couch like a big, furry catloaf
Matilda

Olivia the White and Tabby Cat lies along the bottom railing in the loft, with her big, fat, ringed tail hanging over the edge
Olivia

Sophie the Torbie Cat sits in silhouette at the window
Sophie

Zelda the Black-and-Tan Mutt lies on the couch looking tiny with a giant head
Zelda

Rabu, 21 Desember 2011

Daily Dose of Cute

image of Zelda the Black-and-Tan Mutt looking up at the camera
Zelly Belly

Another milestone for Zelda this week: When she first came to us, she would never, ever, let me scratch her chin. Her head was always down, very submissive, and if I tried to scratch her chin to lift her head, to communicate to her you can be confident here, she would stick her nose under my hand and nudge it upwards, back to the top of her bowed head.

This week, she let me scratch her chin. She closed her eyes in blissful contentment, and her head rolled backwards until her nose pointed clear to the ceiling. "Good girl," I told her, and scratched and scratched until she collapsed against my side with the great heaving sigh of a satisfied dog.

Bonus Cute: Dudley standing in the middle of a grass bush, rubbing his eyes, because he's allergic to it. He does this pretty much every time he goes outside, because he is a hilarious dildobrain.

Dudley the Greyhound stands in the middle of a grass bush, rubbing his eyes